We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize