they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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