we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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