i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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