if you like me you must not know who I am
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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