we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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