Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Rumble strips road head = magical
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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