We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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