who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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