fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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