Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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