I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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