How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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