We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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