Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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