And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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