sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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