What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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