This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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