her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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