His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
