my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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