My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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