GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
