Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We need to get me chipped asap
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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