yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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