Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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