Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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