I cockslap morals
i just had sex bonerless
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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