no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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