I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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