I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We need a shit load of segways right now
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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