I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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