All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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