Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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