love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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