I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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