Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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