I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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