We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
this just has baby written all over it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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