You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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