Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are we in a gay sports bar?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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