That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize