Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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