Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
