You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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