You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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