what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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