Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
