They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hope mine doesn't look like that
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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