Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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