dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
