white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We are two peas in an std pod
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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