nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ladies don't puke and tell
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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