i would punch a child for taco bell
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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